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Rejectorbot9000

Rejectorbot9000

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The Intrusive thoughts took over on this one.

I don’t know how many of my followers are fellow job seekers, but we have all been there haven’t we?

You go on LinkedIn, make a nice profile and check all the boxes… start looking for work.. find some awesome jobs and stunning pay scales… Hit apply

And a week later you get an auto rejection email from LinkedIn to your mailbox.

Just when you thought you might be getting somewhere… 💩

Well I got darned tired of that noise, so I leaned on my Python programming and made a script that would reject me for me.

Now the crippling and pointless annoyance of rejection can be mine near instantly!

It’s not an ‘overly complex’ beast so here is the source:

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#Password Generator Project
import random
import itertools
import threading
import time
import sys

employer = ['Agio', 'MBA', 'ZeroDayLab', 'Card Factory', 'NCC Group', 'Nationwide Building Society', 'The IASME Consortium', 'Titan Labs Ltd', 'Quaero Group Limited', 'Ignite Digital Talent', 'Wipro Ltd',]

print(f"")
print(f"       _       _                         _ _           ___   ___   ___   ___   ")
print(f"      | |     | |      /\               | (_)         / _ \ / _ \ / _ \ / _ \  ")
print(f"      | | ___ | |__   /  \   _ __  _ __ | |_  ___ _ _| (_) | | | | | | | | | | ")
print(f"  _   | |/ _ \| '_ \ / /\ \ | '_ \| '_ \| | |/ _ \ '__\__, | | | | | | | | | | ")
print(f" | |__| | (_) | |_) / ____ \| |_) | |_) | | |  __/ |    / /| |_| | |_| | |_| | ")
print(f"  \____/ \___/|_.__/_/    \_\ .__/| .__/|_|_|\___|_|   /_/  \___/ \___/ \___/  ")
print(f"                            | |   | |                                          ")
print(f"                            |_|   |_|                                          powered by Linkedin")
print(f"")
print("Welcome to the job application bot")
print(f"")
userinput = (input("Type '1' and hit 'enter' to apply for a Penetration Tester job\n")) 
print(f"")

done = False
def animate():
  for c in itertools.cycle(['|', '/', '-', '\\']):
      if done:
        break
      sys.stdout.write('\rApplying for job ' + c)
      sys.stdout.flush()
      time.sleep(0.1)
  sys.stdout.write('\n\n')

t = threading.Thread(target=animate)
t.start()

  #long process here
time.sleep(10)
done = True

employer_list = []
for char in (userinput):
  employer_list.append(random.choice(employer))

random.shuffle(employer_list)
employer = ""
for char in employer_list:
  employer += char

print(f"")
print(f"")
print(f"")
print(f"")
print(f"")
print(f"")
print(f"")
print(f"")
print(f"")
print(f"")
print(f"")
print(f"")
print(f"")
print(f"")
print(f"")
print(f"email from: unmonitored.mailbox.dont.even.try.it.suxor@linkedin.linked")
print(f"")
print(f"")
print(f"  _     _       _            _ ___       ")
print(f" | |   (_)_ __ | | _____  __| |_ _|_ __  ")
print(f" | |   | | '_ \| |/ / _ \/ _` || || '_ \ ")
print(f" | |___| | | | |   <  __/ (_| || || | | |")
print(f" |_____|_|_| |_|_|\_\___|\__,_|___|_| |_|")
print(f"")                                        
print(f"Thank you for your interest in the Penetration Tester position. Unfortunately, we will not be moving forward with your application, but we appreciate your time and interest in {employer}.")
print(f"")
print(f"If you find this email completely useless as a job seeker, you are not alone.") 
print(f"")
print(f"I would happily take something in a 'constructive feedback' option from a recruiter or potential employer")
print(f"")
print(f"We really need to look at that bar that we have for 'what is entry level cyber' and give talent a chance, we are hard working and learn quickly, I mean look at this sh*t I put together in like an hour!")
print(f"")
print(f"Go follow @ha3ks, hes a cool guy!")

If you want to see the project yourself you can see it here:

Ha3ks - Rejectorbot9000 on Github

🤙


I don’t have any sponsors or anything but if you enjoy my work, or feel sympathy for my wife, then I have set up a Ko-Fi account as well as a BuyMeACoffee people can donate to.

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